1. I asked Santa if he could make all your dreams come true. He said he’d do his best, but pet unicorns are on backorder this year.
2. If Santa doesn’t bring you everything on your list, just remember, he’s probably still trying to figure out how to wrap a pet dinosaur. It’s a logistical nightmare.
3. May your holiday season be more ho, ho, ho and less no, no, no from your parents.